November 10, 2007
Holding hands never made me feel this way
Truthfully, I've been meaning to blog since nights ago. But? I was either too busy going out or too lazy to update my blog. Now that I have some free time and am not going anywhere tonight, I'm going to blog about... Facebook. Wtf.
No, seriously.
But, I have a reason.
I've just been wondering... To those who have Facebook and the Naughty Gifts application, do you actually know what those 'gifts' mean?
Hmmm? Do you?
You must be thinking, "Aww, how cute. A shaved beaver". But, wait. That beaver isn't shaved. And the meaning of those gifts aren't always literal. A shaved beaver basically means shaved pussy.
*wiggles eyebrows
This is just so cute, isn't it? I bet that it will look even cuter on your face. Wtf. Butter face = cum on your face.
When I first saw this 'gift', I thought that it was weird and ugly. Little did I know...
Spot the resemblence yet?
I don't know why they use a chicken but, anyway, it means jacking off.
I find this a bit racist. Can you guess what this means? Hoho. It simply refers to a black man's cum. Wtf.
Creamy goodness = a man's cum/pre-cum? Something like that lah.
It would make no sense if you take this literally. Makes you wonder how that is considered as naughty. But, nooo. Double clicking the mouse refers to masturbation. For a girl.
*cough cough
Now, now. I just found out what this means. A normal pearl necklace may be costly and pretty but this one right here is free of charge, sticky, gooey and probably not something most girls would want around their necks for long. You got it? It's when a man ejaculates on your neck, you get a 'pearl necklace'.
Once again, I don't understand. Why sheep? Wtf. SILF= Sister I Love to Fuck.
The rest of the 'gifts' available are either literal or boring (in my opinion). Oh, by the way, if it weren't for the MUSA gang, I wouldn't have known about all this. Tsk tsk.
It was one of those days in the library when we've studied for too long and decided to Facebook. Then, I got curious and decided to ask the guys about these 'gifts'. Man, Joshua made me Google for the meaning and I landed on Urban Dictionary. The rest is history.
On the other hand, I got these from Adrian;
Why is the T-Rex always so angry?
Because his hands are too short and therefore, he can't masturbate.
Wtf.
Why is the long neck dinosaur always so happy?
At first, I thought it was because he could peep on others doing the nasty since he has a long neck. Manatau...
It's because he could give himself a blowjob.
O.O
Lastly, why did the dinosaurs become extinct?
You could never guess what Adrian said next; "Because every week Ultraman killed one". His justification was that Ultraman used to be aired on television once every week. True. But, still. Super wtf.
Good night, people.
P.S. Swen, send me the rest of the pictures!
*big smiley face
Ta.
Labels: BS, Facebook, pictures
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